Don't Drink & Fry
A large number of fires are caused each year by people returning from the pub deciding to make chips or cook some other snack.
Alcohol, at times, as you are no doubt aware, is not conducive to sensible behaviour.
The combination of drowsiness from the alcohol and the time taken for a chip pan to heat up normally results in a fire scenario.
Chip pans and other cooking-related fires could spread rapidly throughout a premise and with the inability to react to your surroundings, due to the alcohol, you will be quickly overcome by the smoke.
IT'S ONE SURE WAY TO AVOID A HANGOVER!